original post: January 21, 2006 ("I heart hockey!")

This one is for Sarah aka O3 aka Ozone...

 

1. When the opposing team gets a penalty, the crowd says:
Hey buddy! You're outta here, you hack! You suck! You worthless piece of [bleep].
 

2. At the start of each period, the crowd sings to the opposing team's goalie, to the tune of Camptown Races...
first, they taunt him: [goalie's last name], [goalie's last name] , [goalie's last name] SUCKS! Then they sing:
[goalie's last name] is a great big sieve! Doo-dah, doo-dah! [goalie] is a great big sieve, let's the puck go by (you suck!!*)!! Let's the puck go by (you suck!!)!! Let's the puck go by (you suck!!)!! [goalie] is a great big sieve, let's the puck go by (you suck!!)!! All...night...long!
 

*If the Gophers are in the lead, instead of saying (you suck!!), they'll sing (2 times!!) or whatever number of goals he's let in.

Let me know if this helps you out, you fry loving weinie.